Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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