508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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