Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
