I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Mom said you looked used
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
