Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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