Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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