have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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