We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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