How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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