what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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