Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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