I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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