dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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