Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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