i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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