i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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