Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sext me about skeletons
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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