NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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