Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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