Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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