Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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