my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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