come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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