this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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