He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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