I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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