Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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