Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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