i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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