When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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