Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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