I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
