he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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