Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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