Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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