if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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