I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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