i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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