i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
They took my balls.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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