haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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