oh god the rape fog is back!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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