Joe is yelling at the trees again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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