her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My vagina just clenched in fear
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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