rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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