i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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