K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
