I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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