im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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