we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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