Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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